Things I learned this week:

• When you're talking about someone, it's inevitable that they will walk by.
• Don't stand in an imaginary river of piranha--your teachers will declare you dead. (Even when they were standing "in" it too.)
• If you reply to an email from your teacher saying you will be in their office in a moment, then arrive 5 minutes later they will claim they're meeting with another student with the same name as you, then try to "kick" you out.
• Don't be somewhere that people aren't used to seeing you at, it will confuse them.