Sometimes you've just got to smile!

How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb? 1-3, alpha = .05

There is no truth to the allegation that statisticians are mean. They are just your standard normal deviates.

Did you hear about the statistician who invented a device to measure the weight of trees? It's referred to as the log scale.

Why don't statisticians like to model new clothes? Lack of fit.

Did you hear about the statistician who was thrown in jail? He now has zero degrees of freedom.

Bumper sticker: "Statisticians do it with 95% confidence!"  

Statistics may be dull, but it has its moments.